Hech Farted

So now that DJ has had a few games to show everyone just how much a manager matters in MLB, how long will it take for him to realize what an awful team he has put together and then resign in shame? He has shown absolutely no value to the team in any capacity that he has served them. He would probably spill beer all over the place and drop dozens of hotdogs, if he were to work the concession stands for a game. Now that he has gotten a chance to manage the garbage that he has put together, he must have come to the realization by now that he is not a very good GM. every time a pinch-hit situation arises, and he has to call Donovan Solano over to grab a bat- he must feel awful that he has himself to blame for the position he finds himself in. How long can he deal with the self-hate?

Urena is a right handed version of Brad Hand. The main difference is that he has an even worse last name and changeup. He is going to get hit REALLY hard. Hopefully they find some mitts. ASt this point, it doesn't really matter who you put in there, anyway.