The Spirit of Carl Barger

Does this law count in Heaven? If so I'm in big trouble.

Burnett 12-11, 3.37 @ Sosa 13-3, 2.45 1:05 p.m. ET TV: PAX | Radio: WQAM 560, WQBA 1140 (Sp.) Come on guys lets finish the last week of the season on a good note. The Baseball Gods are making fun of you and me.

Now now everyone lets all calm down and enjoy each others presence. I'm just here in baseball heaven watching the Marlins game on TV. That's the least I could do after they retired my number after my death. 955751[/snapback] Aren't you a handsome man. Have I seen you somewhere? Oh that's right at the cooking workshop. I taught you how to stuff meat into tacos. :mischief 955863[/snapback] I never recalled having so much meat. But I must compliment you, that was the best tasting tortilla bread I ever had. So moist and soft. You brought out all the flavor despite it sitting on the shelf for 40+ years. Thanks Julia.

Now now everyone lets all calm down and enjoy each others presence. I'm just here in baseball heaven watching the Marlins game on TV. That's the least I could do after they retired my number after my death.

I have to say, the username The Spirit of Carl Barger amused me. I also like his signature of "5". 955099[/snapback] I'm glad you enjoyed that fellow Marlins fan. It's been a while since I saw what the Marlins fans of today had to say (you know being dead and all). I'm proud to be the only man in Marlins history to have his number retired. Anyways thanks for the comment. I'll put in a good word with the baseball gods.

I believe No Limit Marlins Commander. Tomorrow will we step it up as fans and the players will step it up. I believe. Tomorrow the new look Marlins will take the field. The Marlins baseball gods will not let todays game go unpunished. *grabs left nut*