Piazza31

Anyone want to meet me at Winn Dixie?

Nice win!

Even when Stanton is hitting well he can't lay off of that s***.

It's a new day fellas. I'm trying to have a little fun and I'm not too big to laugh at myself. But if you want to continue with the insults we can do that. Whatever you guys want. It's a new day fellas. I'm trying to have a little fun and I'm not too big to laugh at myself. But if you want to continue with the insults we can do that. Whatever you guys want. I gave you the chance yesterday to meet up with one of us pencil necked geeks, and your too chicken shit to take me up on it. Why don't you shut the fuck up and change your colostomy bag you senile old fuck. Even Donald Sterling knows when to stop.

And we've established you're a little internet punk coward who likes to insult people online, because face to face you're a pencil necked geek who wets his pants. Can't leave it alone, can you? I offered to meet at Winn Dixie you old fuck, leave Erick alone!

Dietrich is growing up before our eyes His star shines bright...... I hope he doesn't get a tan.

I'd say I look my age but I was carded in Atlantic City 2 years ago and I looked the same as I do now so.... They wanted to know where you lived, that's all. If your were in Atlantic city your marlins collection was ripe for the taking.

I'm just a 23-year-old dumbass. Not too far off, I give you credit- you are more mature than most 23 year olds. Atleast on the interwebs.

I'm 31! 32 in November I was close considering I've never asked , lol.

You can click a user's name and then click "Ignore" if you ever want to Well, there goes half the people on the board who acknowledged my existence.

Curious- What is the average age of the posters in this thread? If I'm guessing right, with corona not skewing the average....... We are all about 33-35 right? I think ericks 25, bender 23, cyggy 42, I'm 27, Admin's 32-35, and hot corner 33 or so. Wildcard is 18 or so. Am I right?

That's all I heard over here when Deitrich was in the minors, how much he was missed. But now that I've been here for a few games I'm starting to understand a few things. This board is mostly kids. So of course they are going to be big fans of other kids such as Dietrich and Heaney, etc. Shut up with your ageist comments. What the fuck does age have to do with rooting for talent. Furcal is 36 coming off tommy john. Wolf and Slowey are both old and their career average is a 4.5 era. Heaney has the talent to be better than that, and Dietrich is the best option for 2B right now that the team has.

How long is Alvarez going to be able to overcome all these bad defensive plays? He won't- he lacks hustle.

Send this IDIOT back to the minors! I can't believe all of you were crying for Dietrich to come back here, LMAO; I'd rather have ANYBODY there but Dietrich. Even Solano. I'm crying for you to turn down.

Did you like my twerking? I loved it..... But you told me to shut up... That you know it.

Disturbing! I blame corona, and coronas. The best Mexican export since Hector Salamanca rolled this earth.

Nobody say anything!!! I kinda want to see Heany's mamas tatas now.

Marlins are sabotaging Alvarez defensively tonight, but he is showing why he is the best pitcher this team has right now. Only Jose Fernandez is better, and he probably won't be back until 2016. Eovaldi needs to develop a third pitch, Heaney is a baby who still has mama's milk on his lips, Koehler is Dr. Schizo, one day he's good, the next day he's awful, and Desclafani looks like a possible candidate for the bullpen. Turn Down.

Shut the f*** up, ass hat. What does an "Ass Hat" look like? This Or this-

I don't understand this. Hell, I didn't even smile when I read this. I know somebody else who wouldn't smile... The I apologize to you, it wasn't some of Preston's best work but he asked me to try it. It's been cut from my routine. Apology in advance for my next post you don't understand as well.

Piazza, do you laugh at your own jokes like Preston Wilson does? Preston writes my jokes- therefore he laughs for me.

You should because I'm probably not the only person you are making cringe with your failed attempts at humor. Your a closet racist and find it to be true. That's why it's not funny to you. Obviously you never wanted the marlins to honor Trayvon with a Harris first pitch.

I'm not a politically correct person by any means, but this racial humor stuff you are doing is painfully unfunny. Not because it's offensive, but because it simply isn't funny. I really don't give two shits what you think.

Look how hard Salty is running. He willed himself to second base- SaltyHustle!

For what? Respect your elders.