BroadwayBaby84

i didnt see it. i want to see it

nothing ever sounds right in MY mind uh... i mean... aaarrr there be nothing sounding right in me mind

i have a feeling Das is charging up his staff for all this Booty talk.. oh god that doesnt sound right at all. nothing ever sounds right in MY mind

AAARRRR me peg can be used for more then walking, yo Ho bring me a bottle of rum, and yer booty. AAARRR which booty ye be talking about? arr did someone say rum??

holy crap thats long as hell. i didnt even get past the first sentence. go away Gore no one likes you

oh i was just waiting for Hat and Ron Jeremy to show up. who saw this one coming? *raises hand*

hahaha i like being an intern i just realized u can see my posters, hockey stick, marlins stuff, and guitar in my pic. shows all my interest.

sank you very much

i chose not to be quite as revealing as DT101 but i am showing a bit of skin to satisfy those who have been bothering me to post a new pic *cough* ramp *cough* hope you like

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? har har har that be a good one matey!

i'll never let a land lover get his dirty hands on me treasure!!

Aye Aye matey!!! i'll add this here day to me book of great days. aarrr now i best be leaving you sccalywags. in search of me treasure i am!! and it be both aaarrr and arrrrgh! arrrgh is angrier, so don't be making me use it or you'll all be sorry

yay another birthday.... HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH!! :balloons :balloons :party :cheers

#398: I think the most beautiful sunset I ever saw was on page 4 and 5 of The Book of Sunsets.

That speed gets me all the girls. last time i checked speed was bad Mr. Minute Man

that one made me laugh a lot but then again i have messed up humor

#70: Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

Bart once had a head like a fly. this i remember

#226: Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head." Normally, you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.

#38: If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.

haha u dont want to hear the true stories of my life

i played "pirates" that was my crime

#413: I remember when we were kids, one of our favorite games was to play "pirate." We'd dress up like pirates. Then we'd go find an adult walking down the street and we'd go up to him and pull out our butcher knives, which we called "swords," and say, "We're pirates! Give us your money!" A lot of adults would pretend to be scared and give us their money. Others would suddenly run away, yelling for help. We played pirate until we were twenty or so.

i do not want to be "stuffed"

aaww i guess i never saw that episode