Al Gore

Inventing the internet? What are you trying to imply ma'am?

Thank you for the wishes William. As you know I am a man who appreciates a good calendar change, I have been known to sit in front of a calendar and count the seconds down until the next day because it is a very exciting time to know you have lived another year on this wonderful planet. William one day it would be great to work with you on another project but for now accept my gratitude for this greeting. I will stop now before I go off on a tangent.

This was an interesting dillemma for old Al. I was not quite sure if I should select Mrs. Benson who has a larger chest area as her main asset or Ms. Portman who portrays beauty and grace in more of a fashion than Mrs. Benson. I went to debating the choices and made notes while researching both. Mrs. Benson seems to be one of those females who is open with her sexuality and is not afraid to speak her mind. Ms. Portman is very talented but is more of a quiet type when compared to Mrs. Benson. Personally since I like to speak my mind and I know how to get down and dirty I felt my vote should go to Mrs. Benson in this contest.

Here is the question you need to ask yourself when you are walking into a restraunt or any type of eatery. Do I want the soup? Do I want the salad? Do I want to reject both options and instead go for an extra glass of water? Why do people make choices such as these? It's simple, life is a choice in itself in the grand scheme of things. You were created most likely not by choice however everything that followed afterwards had choices and consequences. The people who take the salad often need to decide between types of dressing or for the old oil & vinegar wild-card option. I, myself choose to have a plain salad lightly salted. I do not need to have my salad moisturized before consuming it.

Allow me to bump this post up as I do have interest in hearing more feedback on the subject and the issues are still relevant. Sorry for the short post but I am a little tired.

Good afternoon everyone, my name is Al Gore. It is my pleasure to be here today to kick off the 2004 Debate rematches between these two distinguished fellows. Mr. Dole challenged Mr. Clinton to this debate and I was asked to make sure it runs smooth and runs well. Here is what I need from all of you. This will be a 3 topic debate. The best 3 proposed topics (my choice) will be used in the debate in which Dole and Clinton will have 1 post to fight their case on the issue at hand. Reply to this thread with potential topics for the debate and may the best politician win.

Happy Birthday Aly. Birthdays are an important part of life. One year older and one year wiser is what I was always told. You have to remember that being a citizen is one thing but being a quarter century old citizen is another. Today marks an achievement in your life. Maybe not the likes of Mr. Dole's 1 year Anniversary thread but it comes close. You should be proud of this accomplishment and I wish you another quarter of a century of good times. Thank you and good day.

The economy in the world is ever changing and it is important that every person tried to get a proper position in the workforce. Do it for themselves, for their family and for their country.

I would like to congratulate you on this wonderful accomplishment. It must be a true honor to be a member of an organization or website for such a long period of time and still be an active member of said group. I only wish to be half the user you are some day. It would bring honor to me, Tipper and the whole Gore family. Thank you for setting an example and a precedent for me to strive for.

I figured it would be best if I chimed in on this issue. The fact of the matter is, people make choices and I chose to back Mr. Dean. I understand some would be bothered by this and some would support me in my decision. In this world you realize one thing quickly, you can't appease everyone and I consider that an important thing to know. In conclusion, Mr. Dean represents everything I believe in and he has my full support. Thank you for your time.

To say you would enter into this would be a false statement. Nobody would've done it without knowledge of what was to come. Please don't clog the world with lies and just be truthful. If William Gates approached me, I'd decline.

The real question here is not why these people did not or could not realize the false precedence in front of them but rather why they did not try and aid either way. Even if an individual believes something is part of a show, to play along they should offer their assistance. This is a sad situation and I just figured I'd chime in.

PudgeFan1981: It is a pleasure to meet you. I hope that we have many run-ins during your stay here and that we can become allies. In this world, there is no stronger force than someone you can trust. For instance, I can trust William (Clinton) and that gives me a sense of security.

William: I felt things needed to be said. I can't just sit back and allow these things to occur.

For those who know me, they know it is a rare occurrence for me to be rendered speechless. But when I heard that MarlinsBaseball.com wants to palliate and excuse the atrocities of its cringers, I must say that speechless I was. You see, I certainly believe that I find that wild hoodlums are no different from antihumanist gutter-dwellers. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that it is trying to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. Their mission? To help dour, stubborn Philistines back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. An organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its ultimata. MarlinsBaseball.com has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. I can't predict the future, but I do know this: We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: MarlinsBaseball.com. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for jejune, quixotic brigands to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. But now I know that it's possible that MarlinsBaseball.com doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of ageism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we lend a helping hand. Simply put, I recently informed MarlinsBaseball.com that its sycophants make things worse. MarlinsBaseball.com said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, MarlinsBaseball.com seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, shabby wisenheimers. We must derail MarlinsBaseball.com's selfish little schemes. Our children depend on that. It may seem excessive to note that you probably can't find one good reason why MarlinsBaseball.com should glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Interestingly, it doesn't seem to care about that. I repeat: We must understand that MarlinsBaseball.com ducks the issue of Stalinism by using words and phrases so vague and subject to interpretation that they have no true meaning at all. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. I, not being one of the many lackluster spoilsports of this world, attribute the social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that MarlinsBaseball.com's maneuvers have a crippling effect on science and technology. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that if it wants to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled phlegmatic clunks to extirpate the very things I, for one, cherish. Having studied MarlinsBaseball.com's charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how MarlinsBaseball.com asserts that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. If MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that it can make me become clinically depressed, then it's barking up the wrong tree. Like a verbal magician, MarlinsBaseball.com knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. Assume for a moment that MarlinsBaseball.com contributes nothing to society. It therefore follows that MarlinsBaseball.com dreams of a time when they'll be free to lower our standard of living. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that it has achieved sainthood. I am tired of hearing or reading that MarlinsBaseball.com is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. You know that that is simply not true. To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that MarlinsBaseball.com likes to set the wolf to mind the sheep. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, MarlinsBaseball.com and its forces will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must put an end to mindless elitism. The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that sensationalism is the only alternative to antagonism. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. Is it any wonder that as long as I live and breathe, I will strive to restore the world back to its original balance? Let me leave you with one last thought: MarlinsBaseball.com's left hand doesn't know what its right hand is doing.