Al Gore Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 For those who know me, they know it is a rare occurrence for me to be rendered speechless. But when I heard that MarlinsBaseball.com wants to palliate and excuse the atrocities of its cringers, I must say that speechless I was. You see, I certainly believe that I find that wild hoodlums are no different from antihumanist gutter-dwellers. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that it is trying to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. Their mission? To help dour, stubborn Philistines back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. An organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its ultimata. MarlinsBaseball.com has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. I can't predict the future, but I do know this: We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: MarlinsBaseball.com. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for jejune, quixotic brigands to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. But now I know that it's possible that MarlinsBaseball.com doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of ageism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we lend a helping hand. Simply put, I recently informed MarlinsBaseball.com that its sycophants make things worse. MarlinsBaseball.com said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, MarlinsBaseball.com seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, shabby wisenheimers. We must derail MarlinsBaseball.com's selfish little schemes. Our children depend on that. It may seem excessive to note that you probably can't find one good reason why MarlinsBaseball.com should glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Interestingly, it doesn't seem to care about that. I repeat: We must understand that MarlinsBaseball.com ducks the issue of Stalinism by using words and phrases so vague and subject to interpretation that they have no true meaning at all. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. I, not being one of the many lackluster spoilsports of this world, attribute the social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that MarlinsBaseball.com's maneuvers have a crippling effect on science and technology. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that if it wants to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled phlegmatic clunks to extirpate the very things I, for one, cherish. Having studied MarlinsBaseball.com's charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how MarlinsBaseball.com asserts that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. If MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that it can make me become clinically depressed, then it's barking up the wrong tree. Like a verbal magician, MarlinsBaseball.com knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. Assume for a moment that MarlinsBaseball.com contributes nothing to society. It therefore follows that MarlinsBaseball.com dreams of a time when they'll be free to lower our standard of living. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that it has achieved sainthood. I am tired of hearing or reading that MarlinsBaseball.com is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. You know that that is simply not true. To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that MarlinsBaseball.com likes to set the wolf to mind the sheep. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, MarlinsBaseball.com and its forces will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must put an end to mindless elitism. The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that sensationalism is the only alternative to antagonism. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. Is it any wonder that as long as I live and breathe, I will strive to restore the world back to its original balance? Let me leave you with one last thought: MarlinsBaseball.com's left hand doesn't know what its right hand is doing. 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BroadwayBaby84 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 holy crap thats long as hell. i didnt even get past the first sentence. go away Gore no one likes you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 this makes me kinda glad you lost the election :shifty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Jefferson Clinton Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 settle down Al. This weekend we shall all just relax and all. Tell Tipper I say hi and look forward to seeing her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Get a life, Al. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJC Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanleylicious Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Im not even going to start reading that, I'll miss the Marlins game. ...Go away Al No complaints and grievances here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Gore Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 William: I felt things needed to be said. I can't just sit back and allow these things to occur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 can you imagine this guys Presidential addresses? at least with George we can laugh at his "Bushisms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Jefferson Clinton Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 I know Al, I understand. Sometimes you have to do what you feel is right. What time should I be there tomorrow evening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMillan Marlins Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 well at least Al was on SNL one time... although it was pityful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJBurnett34 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Damn he Wrote Like 10 essay.... Wow. That was long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 well at least Al was on SNL one time... although it was pityful So was Bush buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 For those who know me, they know it is a rare occurrence for me to be rendered speechless. But when I heard that MarlinsBaseball.com wants to palliate and excuse the atrocities of its cringers, I must say that speechless I was. You see, I certainly believe that I find that wild hoodlums are no different from antihumanist gutter-dwellers. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that it is trying to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. Their mission? To help dour, stubborn Philistines back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. An organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its ultimata. MarlinsBaseball.com has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. I can't predict the future, but I do know this: We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: MarlinsBaseball.com. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for jejune, quixotic brigands to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. But now I know that it's possible that MarlinsBaseball.com doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of ageism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we lend a helping hand. Simply put, I recently informed MarlinsBaseball.com that its sycophants make things worse. MarlinsBaseball.com said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, MarlinsBaseball.com seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, shabby wisenheimers. We must derail MarlinsBaseball.com's selfish little schemes. Our children depend on that. It may seem excessive to note that you probably can't find one good reason why MarlinsBaseball.com should glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Interestingly, it doesn't seem to care about that. I repeat: We must understand that MarlinsBaseball.com ducks the issue of Stalinism by using words and phrases so vague and subject to interpretation that they have no true meaning at all. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. I, not being one of the many lackluster spoilsports of this world, attribute the social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that MarlinsBaseball.com's maneuvers have a crippling effect on science and technology. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that if it wants to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled phlegmatic clunks to extirpate the very things I, for one, cherish. Having studied MarlinsBaseball.com's charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how MarlinsBaseball.com asserts that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. If MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that it can make me become clinically depressed, then it's barking up the wrong tree. Like a verbal magician, MarlinsBaseball.com knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. Assume for a moment that MarlinsBaseball.com contributes nothing to society. It therefore follows that MarlinsBaseball.com dreams of a time when they'll be free to lower our standard of living. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that it has achieved sainthood. I am tired of hearing or reading that MarlinsBaseball.com is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. You know that that is simply not true. To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that MarlinsBaseball.com likes to set the wolf to mind the sheep. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, MarlinsBaseball.com and its forces will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must put an end to mindless elitism. The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that sensationalism is the only alternative to antagonism. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. Is it any wonder that as long as I live and breathe, I will strive to restore the world back to its original balance? Let me leave you with one last thought: MarlinsBaseball.com's left hand doesn't know what its right hand is doing. :ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 i actually thought Gore's performance was pretty good. his hot tub scene with Lieberman during the "Bachelor" skit was priceless they both were on it right before the election. so was Reno, she showed he had some balls actually being on that show :shifty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMillan Marlins Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 So was Bush buddy and? Nobody is arguing that Bush isn't animated too much.. he's as animated as goofy from Disney. The arguement with Gore was that he was a boring stiff. which he is.. but at least in SNL he was a little loose.. although not much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 and? Nobody is arguing that Bush isn't animated too much.. he's as animated as goofy from Disney. The arguement with Gore was that he was a boring stiff. which he is.. but at least in SNL he was a little loose.. although not much. AL Gore sucks.....he lost get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMillan Marlins Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 and bush is good? he's the worse president there has been in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMillan Marlins Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 settle down Al. This weekend we shall all just relax and all. Tell Tipper I say hi and look forward to seeing her. dear mr. president tell me what to do. these ni6gas actin up in the hood send mo troops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 and bush is good? he's the worse president there has been in a long time. I'm not a fan of Bush. But Gore would have been worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marlins02 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 oh boy here we go. i think a major political argument is underway. got a feeling Das will be getting involved also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Juanky Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 oh boy here we go. i think a major political argument is underway. got a feeling Das will be getting involved also Yup, you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMillan Marlins Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 how would have gore been worse? He was a duplicate of Clinton but without all the sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMillan Marlins Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 For those who know me, they know it is a rare occurrence for me to be rendered speechless. But when I heard that MarlinsBaseball.com wants to palliate and excuse the atrocities of its cringers, I must say that speechless I was. You see, I certainly believe that I find that wild hoodlums are no different from antihumanist gutter-dwellers. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that it is trying to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed. Their mission? To help dour, stubborn Philistines back up their prejudices with "scientific" proof. An organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its ultimata. MarlinsBaseball.com has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. I can't predict the future, but I do know this: We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: MarlinsBaseball.com. I acknowledge freely and make no apology for the fact that I once considered it reasonable for jejune, quixotic brigands to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. But now I know that it's possible that MarlinsBaseball.com doesn't realize this because it has been ingrained with so much of ageism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we lend a helping hand. Simply put, I recently informed MarlinsBaseball.com that its sycophants make things worse. MarlinsBaseball.com said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, MarlinsBaseball.com seeks scapegoats for its own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target it can find, that is, shabby wisenheimers. We must derail MarlinsBaseball.com's selfish little schemes. Our children depend on that. It may seem excessive to note that you probably can't find one good reason why MarlinsBaseball.com should glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Interestingly, it doesn't seem to care about that. I repeat: We must understand that MarlinsBaseball.com ducks the issue of Stalinism by using words and phrases so vague and subject to interpretation that they have no true meaning at all. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. I, not being one of the many lackluster spoilsports of this world, attribute the social and psychological problems of modern society to the fact that MarlinsBaseball.com's maneuvers have a crippling effect on science and technology. It will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if it didn't, you might come to realize that if it wants to produce culturally degenerate films and tapes, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision. We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled phlegmatic clunks to extirpate the very things I, for one, cherish. Having studied MarlinsBaseball.com's charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that I am deliberately using colorful language in this letter. I am deliberately using provocative phrases that I hope will stick in the minds of my readers. I do ensure, however, that my words are always appropriate and accurate and clearly explain how MarlinsBaseball.com asserts that we should all bear the brunt of its actions. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. If MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that it can make me become clinically depressed, then it's barking up the wrong tree. Like a verbal magician, MarlinsBaseball.com knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. Assume for a moment that MarlinsBaseball.com contributes nothing to society. It therefore follows that MarlinsBaseball.com dreams of a time when they'll be free to lower our standard of living. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't counteract the subtle, but pervasive, social message that says that it has achieved sainthood. I am tired of hearing or reading that MarlinsBaseball.com is the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread. You know that that is simply not true. To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that MarlinsBaseball.com likes to set the wolf to mind the sheep. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, MarlinsBaseball.com and its forces will run for cover, like cockroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must put an end to mindless elitism. The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions. MarlinsBaseball.com thinks that sensationalism is the only alternative to antagonism. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. Is it any wonder that as long as I live and breathe, I will strive to restore the world back to its original balance? Let me leave you with one last thought: MarlinsBaseball.com's left hand doesn't know what its right hand is doing. where did you get this from, mr. impersonator? It doesnt make sense and you just subsituted a name for marlinsbaseball.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 al gore won the damn popular vote. bush is a tool. gore wouldnt of raped the environment at least. granted 9/11 would of still occured..... but we wouldnt be in this stupid war with iraq to avenge daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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