Entendu

The offensively challenged bit only applies if they're playing poorly. This offense has shown that it can get hot enough to beat the best, and cold enough to make the worst look like the best. It would not be surprising if they sweep the Brewers and get swept by the Pirates. That's what scares me about this team. It's all so unpredictable.

It's not about how good those teams are, but rather how hot we can get. The way the Marlins operate, they get shut out by bad teams and blow out good teams depending on how *they* are doing at the time.

Any news on Arráez?

Looks like we won't be moving up tonight. Dbacks and Cubs are likely going to win their games. This will not be easy.

This is stressful. And we're not even the ones playing the game

THANK GOD HOLY FUCK

Great start...

Let's see how Wendle screws us here

Fucking asshole Showalter is probably going to argue it hit the bat

What a joke. What a fucking joke.

That was a hanging piece of shit. He's going to get racked here

We are going to get swept

They're going to blow this game, aren't they

Fml that really needed to go out

Is this crotchety old fuck going to get his way again??????