Homer: If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Homer: Marge, I'm bored.
Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to reduce my boredom.
Homer: Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
Homer: Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids....eat them.
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad.
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart and Lisa: Yes.
Homer: All right then.
Mr. Burns: Somebody up there likes me.
Smithers: Somebody down here likes you too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Shut up.