March 17, 200422 yr Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce 10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters." 9. The only thing you have in common is your hatred for one another. 8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling b***h" section is. 7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you. 6. You still haven't forgiven him for nailing that fat intern when he was a resident. 5. She brings a date to couples counselling. 4. You just married Liza Minnelli. 3. He won't shut up about how great his secretary is in bed. 2. You sleep in separate beds in separate bedrooms in separate houses in separate states. 1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts."
March 17, 200422 yr Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce 10. For Valentine's Day he gives you a box of Pop Tarts and says, "If you need me, I'll be at Hooters." 8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling b***h" section is. 7. You keep finding receipts for the guys she's hired to kill you. 4. You just married Liza Minnelli. 1. Her pet nickname for you -- "Numb-nuts." AHAHAHAA! Those are the best ones!
March 17, 200422 yr 8. You ask the guy at Hallmark where the "Controlling b***h" section is. women dont like that? so thats where ive failed
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