April 6, 200422 yr Q:Can the Marlins win the World Series again in 2004? A: Absolutely. They have almost the entire championship team returning. Except, of course, for first base. Q:Who played first base last year? A: Lee Q: So last year Lee was on first? A: Yes Q: And this year who's on first? A: Hee is. Q: Lee is? A: No, Hee is. Q: Lee isn't on first? A: No Q: Who is? A: Hee is. Q: That's what I'm asking! A: Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you! Q: Look, do the Marlins still have Luis Castillo at second base? A: Yes. Q: And they still have Mike Lowell at third base? A: Yes. Q: Now we're getting somewhere! So it's Mike on third? A: Right Q: And Luis on second? A: Yes Q: And who's on first? A: Hee is. Q: Luis is? A: No, Hee is Q: Mike is? A: No, Hee is. Q: That's what I'm asking you! A: Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you! Q: Look ... the Marlins have a first baseman, don't they? A: Well, what kind of a team would they be without a first baseman? Q: OK. And the Marlins pay the first baseman? A: Of course they do. You should see the money ballplayers make these days. Q: All right. Now, when they pay the first baseman, who gets the payroll check? A: Hee does, of course. Q: Who does? A: Hee does. Or sometimes his agent comes to get the check. Q: Sometimes his agent gets the check? A: Yes, sometimes. Q: But when the agent doesn't come to get the check, who does? A: Hee does. Q: Who does? A: The first baseman. Q: Which is who? A: Hee. Q: That's what I'm asking you! A: Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you! Q: Look, do the Marlins have a center fielder? A: Well, what kind of a team would they be without a center fielder? Q: How many center fielders? A: Just one Q: Who's in center? A: Juan Q: Yes, one guy in center, but what's his name? A: Juan Q: Look, you have a center fielder, right? A: Of course Q: Well, who's he? A: Hee's on first Q: The center fielder also plays first? A: No, Hee does Q: That's what I'm asking you! A: Well, that's what I'm trying to tell you!
April 7, 200422 yr no they did a play at my school and they had the same exact thing job well done memorizing that but our hockey-loving friend didn't make this up - well, i don't think he did
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