MVPosey Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Posted April 6, 2004 Share Posted April 6, 2004 Bush jokes are kinda' played out lately. Why don't they make jokes about the people who voted for him? I mean, anyone can come up with a Bush joke, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miami15 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lcyberlina Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Bush jokes are kinda' played out lately. Why don't they make jokes about the people who voted for him? I mean, anyone can come up with a Bush joke, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Because it is more fun to make fun of the president... :mischief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramp Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 you guyz r jeluse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Bush jokes are kinda' played out lately. Why don't they make jokes about the people who voted for him? I mean, anyone can come up with a Bush joke, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Because it is more fun to make fun of the president... :mischief No it's not... Check this out: "You voted for Bush? Man, you're stupid!" I feel better already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beinfest4Prez Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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