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I went to the Adventurer's Club in Pleasure Island in Disney World and we saw some hilarious man sing this song dressed as a boy scout.

 

I know it sounded familiar and today by coincidence I found the lyrics. Can anyone help me remember where I have seen this before?

 

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All around the country and coast to coast

People always say what do you like most?

I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast

so i just tell em i like toast

[Chorus]

YEAH TOAST!!

YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the morning about 6 AM

had a little jelly had a little jam

take a piece of bread put it in the slot

push down the lever and the wires get hot

[Chorus]

YEAH TOAST!!

YEAH TOAST!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection

there's a dial on the side and you make your selection

push to the dark or the light and then

if it pops too soon press down again make toast

[Chorus]

YEAH TOAST!!

UH TOAST!!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags

didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs

musta bin a genius got it in his head

plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast

[Chorus]

YEAH TOAST!!

UH OHH!

Oui monsuier bonjour coquette

on hon croisoiant on vous a vere

morishe vour Eifel Towere

oui marie baguette bon soir

[Chorus]

FRENCH TOAST!!

FRENCH TOAST!!

In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST!!

eh uh uh

toast

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OMG it was hilarious. I nearly peed my pants over how funny it was. The guy singing it was jumping up and down during the chorus and he was turning all red. LMAO

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