April 16, 200422 yr Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age . . . how do you feel?' Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really, like a newborn baby?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."
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