c/o Dave Letterman and the Late Show Top 10

 

Top Ten Sammy Sosa Explanations

 

10. "My mind was clouded by the anabolic steroids"

 

9. "Damn Al-Qaeda"

 

8. "I may be a strong guy, but those bats is heavy"

 

7. "I wanted to catch the premiere of 'American Juniors' -- man, those kids can sing!"

 

6. "Hans Blix checked my bat for three months without finding any cork"

 

5. "Wanted to do something to take the heat off my girlfriend, Martha Stewart"

 

4. "Threat of rain necessitated a more buoyant bat"

 

3. "If you hit home runs you get paid $20 million a year, dumb a**"

 

2. "I was Punk'd"

 

1. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it"

Bob enjoyed that list. :lol

3. "If you hit home runs you get paid $20 million a year, dumb a**"

 

2. "I was Punk'd"

:lol Those two had me LMFAO...