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How to call the Police

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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife

told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see

from the bedroom window.

 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were

people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is

someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were

busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would

be along when available.

 

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my

shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them

all." Then he hung up.

 

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed response unit, and an

ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught

the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot

them!"

 

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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