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Football Joke

SorianoFanHFW
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What's it called when two linebackes hit a quarterback from both sides?

 

 

 

 

An oreo.

joke woulda worked 15-20 years ago...

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    it still does, they have double chocolate oreos now. And of course the joke isn't supposed to be 100% statisitcally correct, it merely reflects on an imbalance...thus the point...but I'm sure you guys "got" that.

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    poopie humor works better

    So true. There are very few categories of humor that trump Racial humor... But I think jokes about dookie may be one of them.

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