A guy went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled.

First off, the dentist said he would give the guy a shot to numb the jaw. But the guy said he was afraid of needles.

The dentist said, "Okay, I'll get out the gas to put you to sleep."

But the patient said he was allergic to gas.

So, the dentist said he'd look for something else. After awhile, he came back with a couple of pills.

The guy asked what they were. The dentist said, "Viagra."

The patient said, "What? Why these?"

The dentist said, "They won't put you to sleep, but they'll give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth."

:whistle

That's a good one :lol

Where's Bob Dole to comment on this? :lol