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Confessions Of A Teenage Discouraged Marlins Fan

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This is a conversation I had with a Marlins fan today after recieving news that Beckett and Penny are hurt.

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX (5:09:31 PM): next thing u know AJ's arms will fall off, and the huizenga will rebuy the team just to have another firesale

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX (5:09:39 PM): and then Miguel will get deported

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX (5:09:47 PM): and Conine will be killed by a radical cat lovers association

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX: and a random fisherman wearing a cubs hat will harpoon sea bass

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX: leaving us with Juanpy and Luiy to patrol the team by themselves

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX: cuz Choi will be called back thanks to North Korea invading or something stupif

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX: and the people that took elian will come in a van, drive up to third base, and snatch away mikey screaming and crying

 

XCuBaNMoBSTeRX: manzanillo will get confused and sprint to the dugout, but jack will have died

 

:o

Damn.....

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