Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

MarlinsBaseball.com

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

What does your daddy do?

Featured Replies

A teacher asks her second grade students to stand up and tell what their

fathers did for a living.

 

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

 

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

 

Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease

dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

 

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school

yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true

that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

 

He blushed and said, "Nah, I'm sorry but my dad plays football for the

Cowboys and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Background Picker
Customize Layout

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.