This was evidence used in a case, where a woman sued a technical support representive. It's a transcription of the recording between the teech guy, and the woman (whose names have not been included to protect their privacy).

 

Tech: "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

 

Woman: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

 

Tech: "What sort of trouble?"

 

Woman: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

 

Tech: "Went away?"

 

Woman: "They disappeared."

 

Tech: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

 

Woman: "Nothing."

 

Tech: "Nothing?"

 

Woman: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

 

Tech: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

 

Woman: "How do I tell?"

 

Tech: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

 

Woman: "What's a sea-prompt?"

 

Tech: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

 

Woman: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

 

Tech: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

 

Woman: "What's a monitor?"

 

Tech: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

 

Woman: "I don't know."

 

Tech: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

 

Woman: "Yes, I think so."

 

Tech: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

 

Woman: "Yes, it is."

 

Tech: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

 

Woman: "No."

 

Tech: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

 

Woman: "Okay, here it is."

 

Tech: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

 

Woman: "I can't reach."

 

Tech: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

 

Woman: "No."

 

Tech: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

 

Woman: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."

 

Tech: "Dark?"

 

Woman: "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

 

Tech: "Well, turn on the office light then."

 

Woman: "I can't."

 

Tech: "No? Why not?"

 

Woman: "Because there's a power failure."

 

Tech: "A power... A power failure? Aha, okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

 

Woman: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

 

Tech: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

 

Woman: "Really? Is it that bad?"

 

Tech: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

 

Woman: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

 

Tech: "Tell them you're too !@#$ing stupid to own a computer."

:lol

 

that's one oblivious person, and i'm only saying that vecause i dont want to call her stupid

:lol

 

 

ROFLMAO

Wow is this true?

 

If it is its one of the most saddest and most funniest things I've ever read.

 

:lol

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