A man and his wife are ready to arrive on their honeymoon and the guy says to the girl:

 

"I have to let you know, I'm hung like a baby."

 

She thinks about it but it doesn't matter to her.

 

She replies, "It's ok, I love you no matter the size."

 

So they check into their hotel and head up to the room, and the wife gets into her sexy lingerie and her husband comes out still dressed in his shorts. He says, "Honey, I'm just warning you, I'm hung like a baby."

 

"It's ok dear," she replies.

 

So he drops his drawers and his wife screams out in shock.

 

The husband says, "What? I told you I'm hung like a baby. 22 inches long, 7 pounds, 8 ounces!"

:o

 

 

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:o

:o :o

and that man was Das Texan.

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and that man was Das Texan.

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Das was on the receiving end