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No Desire

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The middle-aged woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said. "And he's right, too. I have no desire at all."

The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return for a visit in two weeks.

After the two weeks were up, she bounced into his office, grinning ear-to-ear. "Those pills were great Doc, I'm doing it twice a night now."

"That's wonderful," said the doctor. "What does you husband say now?"

"How should I know?" she replied. "I haven't been home yet."

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