A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great

emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour

it into the river."

 

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all

the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

Sermon complete, he sat down.

 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly

laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at

the River."

That's the south for ya. :notworthy :notworthy

:lol

"Where bright angel's feet have trod...."

lol^