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I think we're alone now.

There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

I think we're alone now.

The beating of our hearts is the only sound.

Children behave

That's what they say when we're together

Watch what they say

la la la la la la la

Running just as fast as we can,

while holding onto one another's hands...

 

~ Jellii Bean :)

To KJC and Admin,

 

*disturbed*

  • Author

You let me violate you.

You let me desecrate you.

You let me penetrate you.

You let me complicate you.

Help me.

I broke apart my insides.

Help me.

I've got no soul to sell.

Help me.

The only thing that works for me.

Help me get away from myself.

 

I wanna f*** you like an animal.

I wanna feel you from the inside.

I wanna f*** you like an animal.

My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God.

 

You can have my isolation.

You can have the hate that it brings.

You can have my absence of faith.

You can have my everything.

Help me.

Tear down my reason.

Help me.

It's your sex I can smell.

Help me.

You make me perfect.

Help me become somebody else.

 

I wanna f*** you like an animal.

I wanna feel you from the inside.

I wanna f*** you like an animal.

My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God.

 

Through every forest.

Above the trees.

Within my stomach.

Scraped off my knees.

I drink the honey inside your hive.

You are the reason I stay alive.

 

~ Jellii Bean ;)

Are you guys cybering?

 

*vomits*

Sweat baby sweat baby sex

is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff

that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants

and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert

and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand

touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you

covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Cum quicker than FedEx never reach an

apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

just like Daylight Savings Time

 

(do it now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the

Discovery Channel"

 

(do it again now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)

 

 

Love the kind you clean

up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of

Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific

I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion

of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high

tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister

Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you

mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

so we can both watch "X-Files"

 

(do it now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the

Discovery Channel"

 

(do it again now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)

---------

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the

Discovery Channel"

 

(do it again now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"

 

(do it now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the

Discovery Channel"

 

(do it again now)

 

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"(Get horny now)

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{Intro}

OHHHHHHHHHH!

Break em off records have entered the building

[bonecrusher]

Yeah, Bone Crusher

Ying Yang Twins (Yeah)

 

Take Ya Clothes off get bucked necked

{*HAHAHA we ain't never scared - repeat 8X*}

 

This is a county park musical production yall

Lil' Smurf...this a hot one boy

 

Take Ya Clothes off get bucked necked

(OHHHHHHHHHHH!)

 

[Chorus]

Eenie meenie minee moe

To the booty club we go

Where y'all boys goin?

Tryin' to go and see some necked hoes

Like it when they touch they toes

Shake it like a jelly roll

Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it (OHHHH!)

And let me see you shake it baby

(OHHHHH!)

And shake that behind baby

(OHHHHH!)

And let me see you grind baby

(OHHHHH!)

Take ya clothes off get bucked necked!

 

[bone Crusher]

Her nickname Gyro

A super booty hoe

She put that thing on you niggaz 'till you lose control

It's a dollar rate to enter the pearly gates

For the sex and the love niggaz gon' pay

She got a thing bout the way she move her body baby

Cuz she can pop that p***y till it's skeet baby

Oh she's a sexy bitch

She loves that hard s***

I put a ten dollar bill in her f***in' clit

But I ain't mad though

She take it to the floor

The way she bouncin' that ass let a n***a know

Oh she a pro at this

A one-way hustle s***

Oh shake that ass baby, work for these presidents

 

[Chorus]

Eenie meenie minee moe

To the booty club we go

Where y'all boys goin?

Tryin' to go and see some necked hoes

Like it when they touch they toes

Shake it like a jelly roll

Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it (OHHHH!)

And let me see you shake it baby

(OHHHHH!)

And shake that behind baby

(OHHHHH!)

And let me see you grind baby

(OHHHHH!)

Take ya clothes off get bucked necked!

 

[D-Roc]

Freaky bitches in the club gettin necked for cheese

Like a girl on Sunday night off in Jazzy T

Make the p***y breathe for Kaine, Bone Crusher, and me

Do a magic trick you know thats what we came to see (hoe)

Bitch you make it hang low (Bitch I love that)

Cuz ain't nothin wrong with a good shakin'(I love that)

Now do your thing baby make your ends

Now run along and let me holla at your friends

 

[Kaine]

Shake it like a motherf***er

Move it like a vibrator

Shorty kinda sweet, got that sugar like a Now and Later

Hoe with them bed raiders

Only bout that bread makin'

Other hoes ain't but this bitch bringin' home the bacon

Baby boy needs you

Cuz he bout to start school

Momma gotta work

Gotta do what she gotta do

Take off the two -piece

She was down on the low

The Red Man ball so she went to work at 10 though

 

[Chorus]

Eenie meenie minee moe

To the booty club we go

Where y'all boys goin?

Tryin' to go and see some necked hoes

Like it when they touch they toes

Shake it like a jelly roll

Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it (OHHHH!)

And let me see you shake it baby

(OHHHHH!)

And shake that behind baby

(OHHHHH!)

And let me see you grind baby

(OHHHHH!)

Take ya clothes off get bucked necked!

 

[bone Crusher]

It's the hustle man

Money and diamond rings

She gon' make sure she stackin' all the paper man

It's a grinder's party, 365

7 days; She gon' make sure she stay fly

Here's a hundred baby

I dont need change

Just make sure you keep movin' that thing

I love the way the pros do it, you know that!

You gon' make me revert back to 7-9

And to the floor with that thing baby

(Phone Call!)Take off that bra

take off them draws

Get on all 4's- do the doggy crawl

You so fine you gon' make me stand and applaud

 

[Chorus]

Eenie meenie minee moe

To the booty club we go

Where y'all boys goin?

Tryin' to go and see some necked hoes

Like it when they touch they toes

Shake it like a jelly roll

Shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it (OHHHH!)

And let me see you shake it baby

(OHHHHH!)

And shake that behind baby

(OHHHHH!)

And let me see you grind baby

(OHHHHH!)

Take ya clothes off get bucked necked!

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{"Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh" will repeat in BG of song}

 

I - I've been watching U

I think I wanna know ya (know ya)

Said I, I'm a little dangerous

Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

 

My jungle love, yeah

I think I wanna know ya (know ya)

Jungle love

Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

 

U - U've got a pretty car

I think I wanna drive it (drive it)

I ain't playin', said I drive a little dangerous

Take U 2 my crib, rip U off ... huh! (Jungle love)

 

Look out, oh!

I think I wanna know ya (know ya)

Oh, jungle love, yeah

Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

 

Come on baby, where's your guts?

U wanna make love or what?

 

I wanna take U 2 my cage

Lock U up and hide the key

U on..only get water, baby

Cuz if U're hungry, take a bite of me

 

Oh, jungle love, yes

Think I wanna know ya (know ya)

Hey, jungle love, mmm

Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, jungle love, oh!

I think I wanna know ya (know ya)

Jungle love

Girl, I... I think I wanna, I think I wanna file my nails (Show ya)

 

Hey Jesse

N..now Jerome, yes!

Check it out!

 

Jungle love, yeah

I think I wanna know ya (know ya)

Oh, jungle love, yes

Mmm, girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)

 

Oh, my jungle love, well

Mmm, I think I wanna, I think I wanna (know ya)

Jellybean, uh!

Yeah!

 

Jesse, gimme one of them sexy solos right here

Break it down, uh!

Yes! Huh

Whoa, eh, hah!

Get..get outta the way

Move over

Yeah

 

Oh, jungle love, that's right

Can't nobody f*** with me, uh

I got a bearskin rug

I got a fireplace 2

And I'm all the way wild, baby

Oh, the things I could do 2 U

 

Hey!

Jungle love Jungle love Jungle love

Yes, yes!

 

Ha ha!

Aah, that's it, that's it

Hold on

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Sh! Ha ha!

is Admin THAT hawt?

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Did you see my FSN interview?

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oh yea...now i remember...you ARE hawt

im glad i let THAT out lol :D

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Yo Man

Yo

Open up man

What do you want man?

My girl just caught me

You let her catch you?

I dunno how i let this happen

With who?

The girl next door, you know?

Man...

I don't know what do

Say it wasn't you

Alright...

 

honey came in and she caught me red handed

creeping with the girl next door(what)

picture this we both butt naked bangin on the bathroom door

 

how could i 4get that i had given her a extra key

all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

 

(shaggy)how yu grant da woman yu access to yer villa

tresspass anna witness while yu cling to yu pilla

yu betta wacth yu back b4 she ton in2 a killa

this is 4 the situation yu caught up inna

fi b a tru player yu afi know how fi play

if she say a night ,convince her say ur gay

never admitt to a word wha she say

and if she claim a yu tell her baby no way

 

but she caught us on the counter (it wasnt me)

saw us banging on the sofa (it wasnt me)

i even had her in the shower (it wasnt me)

she even caught us on camera (it wasnt me)

she saw the marks on my shoulder(it wasnt me)

heard the words that i told her (it wasnt me)

heard the screams getting louder (it wasnt me)

she stayed until it was over

 

honey came in & she caught me red handed

creeping with the girl next door

picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the

bathroom floor

 

Make sure she knows its not you and lead her on the right prefix

Whenever you should see her make the gigolo flex

As funny as it be by you better change your specs

You Know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past

Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass

Rik-boy your answer go over there

But id she pack a gun you know you better run fast

 

but she caught us on the counter (it wasnt me)

saw us banging on the sofa (it wasnt me)

i even had her in the shower (it wasnt me)

she even caught us on camera (it wasnt me)

she saw the marks on my shoulder(it wasnt me)

heard the words that i told her (it wasnt me)

heard the screams getting louder (it wasnt me)

she stayed until it was over

 

i tried to keep her from what she was about to c

y should she believe me when i told her it wasnt me

 

wanna tell her that i am sorry for the pain that i've caused,i've been listening to ur reasoning

it makes no sense at all

 

wanna tell her that i'm sorry 4 the things that i've

done

u may think that your a player but your completly lost

 

that's y i say

honey came in & she caught me red handed

creeping with the girl next door

picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the

bathroom door

 

how could i forget that i had given her an extra key

all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

Oh, hey...

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

To you

Mmm...mmm...mmm...

Oh, yeah, babe

 

My whole life has changed

Since you came in, I knew back then

You were that special one

I'm so in love, so deep in love

 

You make my love complete

You are so sweet, no one competes

Glad you came into my life

You blind me with your love, with you I have no sight

 

Girl, you open me, I'm wide open

And I'm doing things I never do

But I feel so good, I feel so good

Why it takes so long for me finding you

 

This is my story and I'm telling you

It's not fiction, it's surely a fact

Without you right here having my back

I really don't know just where I'd be at

 

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)

Since you came in, I knew back then (Ooh...oh...)

You were that special one (You were that)

I'm so in love, so deep in love

 

You make my love complete (You make, make my love

complete)

You are so sweet (Oh, oh), no one competes

Glad you came into my life (Ooh...)

You blind me with your love, with you I have no sight

 

I analyzed myself, I was buck wild

Never thought about settling down

But all the time I knew I was ready

But not with all my friends around

 

But girl, I put you first now (I put you first now)

You made me, helped mold me (Helped mold me, baby)

Turned me into a man, I'm so responsible

And I owe it all to you

 

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)

Since you came in, I knew back then (Oh, oh)

You were that special one (You were that special one)

I'm so in love, so deep in love (Oh, oh, oh....)

 

You make my love complete (You make my love complete)

You are so sweet, no one competes

Glad you came into my life (So glad you came in)

You blind me with your love (Blind me, baby), with you

I have no sight

 

{God has blessed me} God has blessed me, baby

Girl, He was good to me when He sent you

{I'm so happy, baby}

I'm so happy, I'm so happy, baby, oh, yes, baby

{Share my world} Come and share my world, baby,

oh...whoa...yeah. yeah

{I'm so in love} I'm so in love

I'm addicted to your love, baby, yeah...

 

My whole life has changed (Oh, yes, I am)

Since you came in, I knew back then (Ooh)

You were that special one (You were that very, very

special one)

I'm so in love (You were that very, very special one),

so deep in love

 

You make my love complete (You make my love complete)

You are so sweet (Yes, you did, baby), no one competes

(No one competes, oh)

Glad you came into my life

You blind me with your love (Come on), with you I have

no sight

 

My whole life has changed (My whole life has changed)

Since you came in, I knew back then (You made a

difference in my life)

You were that special one (I knew you were that

special one)

I'm so in love, so deep in love (When I first laid

eyes on you, babe)

 

You make my love complete (You make my love complete,

darlin')

You are so sweet, no one competes (No one competes,

baby)

Glad you came into my life (No one, no one)

You blind me with your love (No one), with you I have

no sight (Come on)

 

My whole life has changed (Oh...whoa...whoa...whoa...)

Since you came in, I knew back then

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This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

 

Of our elaborate plans, the end

Of everything that stands, the end

No safety or surprise, the end

I'll never look into your eyes...again

 

Can you picture what will be

So limitless and free

Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand

In a...desperate land

 

Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain

And all the children are insane

All the children are insane

Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

 

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

Weird scenes inside the gold mine

Ride the highway west, baby

 

Ride the snake, ride the snake

To the lake, the ancient lake, baby

The snake is long, seven miles

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

 

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

 

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you taken' us

 

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he

Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

He walked on down the hall, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father, yes son, I want to kill you

Mother...I want to...f*** you

 

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

C'mon baby, take a chance with us

And meet me at the back of the blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

On a blue bus

Doin' a blue rock

C'mon, yeah

 

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

 

This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend, the end

 

It hurts to set you free

But you'll never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we tried to die

 

This is the end

 

*breaks up with Larrie*

 

:crying ... it isnt u... actually it is you.

 

*leaves*

Don't bide your time

'Cause it is almost over

And I know you're down

And I'll see you around

 

And I know it hurts

But you're just getting older

And I know you'll win

You'll do it once again

 

Just yesterday

It always seemed like such a dream

We're unstoppable, indestructable

Nothing happens to our machine

 

And there's no harm

At least nothing I can see

As for you, not so true

You couldn't choose where his road would lead

 

What a loss

You just lost all your sleep

And we've always thought

That this could never happen, you see

 

That it's so hard

You gotta get up on your feet

'Cause the only way, I gotta say

Is to move on through the week

 

Don't bide your time

'Cause it is almost over

And I know you're down

And I'll see you around

 

And I know it hurts

But you're just getting older

And I know you'll win

You'll do it once again

 

Sorry [x16]

(Sorry...) Happened to you [x4]

 

Don't bide your time

'Cause it is almost over

And I know you're down

And I'll see you around

 

And I know it hurts

But you're just getting older

And I know you'll win

You'll do it once again

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OMG WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL TOGETHER

 

Take me back babii.

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prove that you care :mischief

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