January 11, 200521 yr To the tune of the opening of the Beverly Hillbillies. Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Randy The sad Diamondback, was his modus operandi And then on the day he turned his head to cough He saw a camera man, and told 'em to #&@! off. "Frightened", he is, country boy... city streets... Well, the first thing to know, is he's a millionaire A tall, ugly southpaw, with curly 80s hair He said, the "New York Yankees is the only place for me" So he loaded up the truck and he moved to NYC "Toilet", that is, press pools... nudie bars... Well, now it's time to say goodbye to "The Randy Honeymoon" He might be better suited playin' basketball with Boone We're all invited back again to this reality: He's just a cranky cracker with a gimpy, swollen knee Hillbilly, that is, set a spell, take your shoes off Y'all come back now, hear?
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