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Superheros Go On Vaction

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All the Superheros go on vacation for a week or so. At some point, Superman gets kind of bored, so he goes over to the Flash's house.

 

Superman: Hey, Flash. Lets go to the bar and have a few drinks.

 

Flash: I would, but I just go done jogging and I'm feeling kinda wiped out. I think I'll just hit the bed and get some sleep. Maybe some other time.

 

Superman: Wussy.

 

So Superman flies around and then decides to go over to Batman's.

 

Superman: Hey, Batman. Lets go to the bar and have a few drinks.

 

Batman: I would, but I just got into this really good book and I wanna finish it before I do anything. Maybe some other time.

 

Superman: Gee, you're no fun.

 

So Superman is flying around, trying to find something to do. He's bored out of his mind. Then he sees Wonder Woman sprawling around naked on top of a building, and he thinks to himself.

 

Superman: Hmmm...with my super speed, I could fly down, have a quicky, and she'd never know what happened.

 

So Superman, flies down, has a quicky and flies off.

 

Wonder Woman: What was that?

 

The Invisible Man: I don't know, but it hurt like hell.

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    LOL that was good

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    I did not know that. Wait, I heard that joke long before that movie.

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