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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

 

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if

she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your

sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars; and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

 

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert

Redford for a million dollars?"

 

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money

to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

 

The boy then went! to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

 

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him

in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

 

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom

Cruise for a million dollars?"

 

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

 

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.

 

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

potentially and realistically?"

 

The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three

million dollars..............but realistically,......... we're living with two sluts

and a queer."

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