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Here's a Jerk Thing You Can Do

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If you and a bunch of friends are going somewhere by vehicle, if nobody calls it, let one of your friends sit in the front passenger seat. Let him close the door, buckle up, and get himself all situated and comfy. After he has done this, walk over and politly knock on the window and signal for him to roll the window down. When he does and asks you "What," smile and say "Shotgun." Odds are you'll get a really dirty look and he'll get out to find another seat because since you called shotgun, the seat is rightfully yours.

If you and a bunch of friends are going somewhere by vehicle, if nobody calls it, let one of your friends sit in the front passenger seat. Let him close the door, buckle up, and get himself all situated and comfy. After he has done this, walk over and politly knock on the window and signal for him to roll the window down. When he does and asks you "What," smile and say "Shotgun." Odds are you'll get a really dirty look and he'll get out to find another seat because since you called shotgun, the seat is rightfully yours.

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thats retarded

the friend would never give up the seat

If you and a bunch of friends are going somewhere by vehicle, if nobody calls it, let one of your friends sit in the front passenger seat. Let him close the door, buckle up, and get himself all situated and comfy. After he has done this, walk over and politly knock on the window and signal for him to roll the window down. When he does and asks you "What," smile and say "Shotgun." Odds are you'll get a really dirty look and he'll get out to find another seat because since you called shotgun, the seat is rightfully yours.

670940[/snapback]

thats retarded

the friend would never give up the seat

671647[/snapback]

my thoughts exactly...

You're friends aren't good sports then. With my friends, the only way you can claim a seat is by calling shot-gun.

You're forgetting the rule that if you have touched the door handle or are sitting down there is no need to call shotty...at least thats how we do it.

It would actually work few of my friends. I wouldn't give up the seat, unless I'm in a great mood.

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