AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET

 

>AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

 

>THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCKY.

 

>WHEREVER I GO, CHUCKY GOES."

 

>"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW

 

>ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

 

>THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE

 

>BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET AND

 

>ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED

 

>AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD

 

>FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH

 

>THE MOVIE.

 

>"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

 

>"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

 

>"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

 

>"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE.

 

>"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT," WHISPERED

 

>MILDRED.

 

>"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR

 

>AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

 

>"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S

 

>EATIN' MY POPCORN!!..............................

meh....hehe

I didn't even smile. Maybe next time. :confused

I didn't even smile. Maybe next time. :confused

Yeah, it wasn't really funny. :confused