FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they

are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe

how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those

arguments.

 

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that

your football game is going to last before you take out the trash,

so it's an even trade.

 

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing"

is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to

turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually

signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with

"Fine"

 

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over

"Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

 

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care"

You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes,

followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about

"Five Minutes" when she cools off.

 

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men.. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an

idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time

standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

 

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean

that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and

she will stay content.

 

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make

to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and

hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.

"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in

conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

 

GO AHEAD

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some

mighty big trouble.

 

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the

chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for

doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance

with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's

Okay"

 

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

 

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A

Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you

have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the

"Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud

Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Interesting list. Now, someone post the Male Vocabulary.

Yes lets see the MALE part...

LMAO!

 

I think their's a mans dictionary out their somewhere