August 7, 200323 yr TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-in-law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for all the women out there. ? MENtal illness ? MENstrual cramps ? MENtal breakdown ? MENopause ? GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
August 10, 200322 yr Lifetime - Television for Women If it's television for women, how come it's always got women getting beaten by their husbands, getting cheated on, beating their kids, or getting sick?
August 10, 200322 yr Because they want to feel victimized and they try to put men in a position where they are the bad guys. :angry Damn feminists.
August 11, 200322 yr Because they want to feel victimized and they try to put men in a position where they are the bad guys. :angry impressive
August 11, 200322 yr impressive Are you doubting me? Well I agree with you if you are doubting my theory because I might be wrong :whistle
August 14, 200322 yr Are you doubting me? Well I agree with you if you are doubting my theory because I might be wrong :whistle No, it was just an interesting use of words. Not expected.
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