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A joke not for the faint of heart or anyone with good moral values

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A woman is giving birth in the Delivery Room, as her husband is out in the Waiting Room, pacing nervously.

 

The nurse comes in after the birth and tells him he can go in and see his wife.

 

He rushes in and looks lovingly at his wife as she holds their baby.

 

Suddenly the woman rears back and punches the baby in the face. The man's jaw drops...

 

She then takes her elbow and smashes it into the baby repeatedly as the man looks on in horror...

 

The woman then takes the baby by the little leg...twirls it around and smashes it against the wall where it drops to the floor.

 

The man screams in horror and yells, 'What the hell are you doing!!!???"

 

The woman laughs and replies, " What, you can't take a joke...the baby was born dead..."

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