December 17, 200520 yr 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously -- loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last but not least!) 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, " There is no toilet paper in here!"
December 17, 200520 yr 11 Dart around the store suspiciously -- loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. I did that once at Barnes and Noble once because my friend dared me :lol
December 17, 200520 yr 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. You won't get that one past me. :mischief
December 18, 200520 yr 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. You won't get that one past me. :mischief I thought the codes have colors or names in them now. Code Black would be an interesting one to try.
December 18, 200520 yr 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. You won't get that one past me. :mischief I thought the codes have colors or names in them now. Code Black would be an interesting one to try. Code Red is better :shifty
December 18, 200520 yr Author 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. You won't get that one past me. :mischief I thought the codes have colors or names in them now. Code Black would be an interesting one to try. Code Red is better :shifty YOU WANT THE TRUTH????? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!
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