How to make Walmart shopping more interesting...

[Accord]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when

they aren't looking.

 

 

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

 

 

 

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

 

 

 

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares..... and see what

happens.

 

 

 

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

 

 

 

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

 

 

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

 

 

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why

can't you people just leave me alone?'

 

 

 

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick

your nose.

 

 

 

10 While handling guns in the hunting department,

ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are.

 

 

 

11 Dart around the store suspiciously -- loudly humming the "Mission

Impossible" theme.

 

 

 

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different

size funnels.

 

 

 

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK

ME! PICK ME!"

 

 

 

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

 

 

 

And last but not least!)

 

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the

door and wait a while; and,

then, yell, very loudly, " There is no toilet paper in here!"

[Lefty]

11 Dart around the store suspiciously -- loudly humming the "Mission

Impossible" theme.

 

 

I did that once at Barnes and Noble once because my friend dared me :lol

[FishFan24]

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares..... and see what

happens.

 

 

 

You won't get that one past me. :mischief

[CapeFish]

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares..... and see what

happens.

 

 

 

You won't get that one past me. :mischief

 

I thought the codes have colors or names in them now. Code Black would be an interesting one to try.

[FishFan24]

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares..... and see what

happens.

 

 

 

You won't get that one past me. :mischief

 

I thought the codes have colors or names in them now. Code Black would be an interesting one to try.

 

Code Red is better :shifty

[Accord]

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code

3' in housewares..... and see what

happens.

 

 

 

You won't get that one past me. :mischief

 

I thought the codes have colors or names in them now. Code Black would be an interesting one to try.

 

Code Red is better :shifty

 

YOU WANT THE TRUTH????? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

[Dodge]

Code Teal in sporting goods