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Dirty X-Mas Joke


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One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita

were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full

moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

 

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita.

 

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.

I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

 

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."

 

"Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

 

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do

Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

 

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

 

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!]

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that was pretty gay

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pretty bored

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