Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living.

Neighbor 1: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.

 

Man: Deductive reasoning? What is that?

 

Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.

 

Man: That's right.

 

Neighbor 1: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.

 

Man: Right again.

 

Neighbor 1: Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife.

 

Man: Correct.

 

Neighbor 1: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.

 

Man: Yup.

 

Neighbor 1: That is deductive reasoning.

 

Man: Cool.

 

.....Later that same day...

 

Man: Hey I was talking to that new neighbor next door.

 

Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?

 

Man: Yes, and he has an interesting job.

 

Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah? What does he do?

 

Man: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.

 

Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning? What's that?

 

Man: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?

 

Neighbor 2: No.

 

Man: Fag.

:plain

Sorry but I laughed.

hehe.

hahaha that was good