March 27, 200620 yr Who's On First" -- new version > >George Bush and Condilissa Rice > >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? > >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. > >George: Great. Lay it on me. > >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. > >George: That's what I want to know. > >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. > >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: I mean the fellow's name. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The guy in China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The new leader of China. > >Condi: Hu. > >George: The main man in China! > >Condi: Hu is leading China. > >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? > >Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. > >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? > >Condi: That's the man's name. > >George: That's who's name? > >Condi: Yes. > >George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of > >China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the > >Middle East. > >Condi: That's correct. > >George: Then who is in China? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir is in China? > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Then who is? > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Yassir? > > > >Condi: No, sir. > >George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. > >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. > > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: No, thanks. > >Condi: You want Kofi? > >George: No. > >Condi: You don't want Kofi. > >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. > >And then get me the U.N. > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi? > >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? > >Condi: And call who? > >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? > >Condi: Hu is the guy in China > >George: Will you stay out of China?! > >Condi: Yes, sir. > >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. > >Condi: Kofi. > >George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
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