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Who's On First" -- new version


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Who's On First" -- new version


> >George Bush and Condilissa Rice


> >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?


> >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.


> >George: Great. Lay it on me.


> >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.


> >George: That's what I want to know.


> >Condi: That's what I'm telling you.


> >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of



> >Condi: Yes.


> >George: I mean the fellow's name.


> >Condi: Hu.


> >George: The guy in China.


> >Condi: Hu.


> >George: The new leader of China.


> >Condi: Hu.


> >George: The main man in China!


> >Condi: Hu is leading China.


> >George: Now whaddya' asking me for?


> >Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.


> >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?


> >Condi: That's the man's name.


> >George: That's who's name?


> >Condi: Yes.


> >George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new



> >China?


> >Condi: Yes, sir.


> >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead

in the

> >Middle East.


> >Condi: That's correct.


> >George: Then who is in China?


> >Condi: Yes, sir.


> >George: Yassir is in China?


> >Condi: No, sir.


> >George: Then who is?


> >Condi: Yes, sir.


> >George: Yassir?

> >

> >Condi: No, sir.


> >George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of


> >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.


> > >Condi: Kofi?


> >George: No, thanks.


> >Condi: You want Kofi?


> >George: No.


> >Condi: You don't want Kofi.


> >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of


> >And then get me the U.N.


> >Condi: Yes, sir.


> >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.


> >Condi: Kofi?


> >George: Milk! Will you please make the call?


> >Condi: And call who?


> >George: Who is the guy at the U.N?


> >Condi: Hu is the guy in China


> >George: Will you stay out of China?!


> >Condi: Yes, sir.


> >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at




> >Condi: Kofi.


> >George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

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