Please join in with future rules and lessons you have learned within them.

 

1. Never be the co-pilot to the hero of the story

2. Powerful Armors of the bad guys are great for conquering the unniverse but allow you to die from one hit.

3. Never wear red shirts

Don't be the best friend if there is also a girl involved.

- If you see a giant UFO coming, first try communicating with a Casio keyboard. If it doesn't respond, kiss your asses goodbye.

 

- Robots should be used for comic relief only. Give 'em too much power & they'll eventually turn against you or someone will take control of them.

 

- Forget about that whole "vacuum of space" stuff you heard about in science class. Sound travels just fine out there. Spaceships whizz by, rockets fire, things explode, etc, etc, etc.

 

- There is a vast universe of alien poon to be explored out there.

Never be on an away mission with Kirk, Spock, and Bones.