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Player Nicknames

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I was wondering what kind of nick names you guys would come up with for players. There are two types of nick names. You got the funny ones that Chris Berman comes up with. "Well Dressed" Armani Tumor. Albert "Winnie the" Pujols...ect etc. Then you have ordinary nick names like "Chipper," "The Mayer," and "Big Papi." I caught in to Berman's style of nickname giving years ago, and find myself coming up with nicknames even when Im not trying to do so. Thats how I came up with my name. Here are some others I came up with. I also added a little extra commentary that Berman would say when he's commentating something done by one these players.

 

Charles" Bronson Arroyo

Derek "hits harder than Bruce" Lee (Carlos Lee could use it too.)

"Web" Jim Edmonds- would be the all time best nick name on BBTN

"Bishop Don magic" Juan Pierre

Jim "Are they still pitching" Thome?? "Yes. And he crushes it yet again. Waaaay outa the yard."

Adam "Mom take a look at what I've" Dunn. "3 run shot to DEEP right field. "I make people come to Reds games. Maybe not as many people as other teams get, but the ones who do show up are showing up because I do things like this."

Travis "Breaks a baseball in" Hafner.

Nick "Im the Juggernaut" Punto.- You gota be hip to that Juggernaut/Xmen voice over to get this one. I posted it in The Outfield forum.

Jason "its my names thats on the" Marquis

Rich "My skills are now" Harden

Houston "I can tell you how to get to Seaseme" Street "And the first place you have to go is back to your dugout! Strikeout with the high cheese to end the game and the A's have now won 6 in a row!"

Jeremy "James" Bonderman "Skaken, not stir. And Bonderman had Konerko's knees shakin with that curve ball. 7 Strikeouts through 5!"

Felipe Lopez- FeLo

Edwin Encarnacion- EE, Ede, Easy E

Adam Dunn- Big Donkey

Austin Kearns- Ears

Ken Griffey Junior- Jr.

Todd Coffey- Java

Elizardo Ramirez- E-Z, The Lizard

Bronson Arroyo- Babe Arroyo

Most of these are not really nicknames but how I refer to them...

 

Doug Mirabelli - Big Belli

Tim Wakefield - Wake

David Wells - Fat Wells

Matt Clement - #@#%^%#@%@!!!

Jason Varitek - 'Tek

Trot Nixon - Nix

Curt Schilling - The Thrill/G38

Manny Ramirez - Man-Ram

David Ortiz - 'Tiz

Gabe Kapler - OMGabe

Jonathan Papelbon - Wild Thing

Mike Timlin - Ole Country

Josh Beckett - Becks

Alex Gonzalez - A-Gon

Bill Mueller - The Pro

Bronson Arroyo - Yo Yo

Edgar Renteria - Rent A Wreck

Johnny Damon - Passions

Mike Meyers - Austin Powers

Kevin Millar - Megaphone

Chris Shelton - Big Red

Dmitri Young - Meat

Pudge, of course

Maggs, of course

Curtis Granderson - Grandy

Joel Zumaya - Zoom

 

That's pretty much all I can think of on the Tigers. They are basically the only team I use nicknames for since I pay attention to them all the time.

My all time favorite is

Carlos "One if by land, two if by sea, three if" Baerga

and here are some more "Bermanisms"

 

Roberto "Remember The" Alomar

Rick "see ya later" Aguilera

Tony "Brothers In" Armas

Randy "Burning" Bush

Bert "Be home" Blyleven

Billy "Lima" Beane

Ron Cey "Hey"

also Ron "born in the US" Cey

Tony Gwynn "and bear it"

"Fettucini" Alfredo Griffin

Rollie "Chicken" Fingers

Greg "Appa" Maddux

"Me and" Willie McGee

Fred "Crime Dog" McGriff

Tim "Purple" Raines

 

Those are some of the ones I recall... some may not even be from Berman... I dunno

Most of these are not really nicknames but how I refer to them...

 

Doug Mirabelli - Big Belli

Tim Wakefield - Wake

David Wells - Fat Wells

Matt Clement - #@#%^%#@%@!!!

Jason Varitek - 'Tek

Trot Nixon - Nix

Curt Schilling - The Thrill/G38

Manny Ramirez - Man-Ram

David Ortiz - 'Tiz

Gabe Kapler - OMGabe

Jonathan Papelbon - Wild Thing

Mike Timlin - Ole Country

Josh Beckett - Becks

Alex Gonzalez - A-Gon

Bill Mueller - The Pro

Bronson Arroyo - Yo Yo

Edgar Renteria - Rent A Wreck

Johnny Damon - Passions

Mike Meyers - Austin Powers

Kevin Millar - Megaphone

 

:lol

you must be red sox fan.. :thumbup me too..others that come to mind for Alex Gonzalez are Gonzo and Sea

Bass.

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