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I can't believe they did it!

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so flub ur just a dumb tiwns bandwagon fan. ok we forgive u

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so flub ur just a dumb tiwns bandwagon fan. ok we forgive u

dont be such a douchebag

how am i douchebag? what is that anywayss?

 

phlubb never mentioned teh twins until they won. he doesnt even follow them. he just mentions them when they win and didnt hardly care about them before. hes a bandwagon fan just like the old cubano guys with the 1997 WS lockerroom caps that show up this past week.

how am i douchebag? what is that anywayss?

Look in the mirror.

 

Okay, just kidding there, but seriously, there's no need for this bandwagon nonsense. Just because he didn't bring them up here (and he might have, I haven't been here long enough to know) doesn't mean anything. Why would you come on a Marlins board and brag about your team losing? That's a waste of time, and space, kinda like a lot of your posts. (rimshot) I kid, I kid.

how am i douchebag? what is that anywayss?

 

phlubb never mentioned teh twins until they won. he doesnt even follow them. he just mentions them when they win and didnt hardly care about them before. hes a bandwagon fan just like the old cubano guys with the 1997 WS lockerroom caps that show up this past week.

at the beginning of the year Phlub wrote about the Twins alot....

 

BUT YOU WERENT HERE YET

 

Phlub is all about Minnesota teams(minus the Vikings+ the Packers)

Douchebag: Well first I guess I should explain what a douche is. A douche is used to "clean" a female during certain times of the month, or after activity. It is a phallic tube-like thing attached to a sack of fluid (usually vinegar water is inside the sack). You squeeze the sack or "bag" and the fluid comes out the tube into the "target."

 

The douchebag is the sack of vinegar water.

 

How do I know this? Oh, let me tell you, it is hilarious driving by and squirting people with douches.

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For those who were here in April they know that Im a huge Twins fan.

 

For me its...

 

Packers

Badgers

Twins

TWolves

 

Anyone else who doesn't believe that is an idiot or as is the aforementioned "douchebag" :rolleyes:

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