July 13, 200620 yr 1 Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house. 2.Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. 3. Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows? 4. Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbat candles, celebrate holidays, build Succah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. 5. Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get. Get it?I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. 6. Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane. 7.Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. 8. Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. 9. Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. 10.Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. 11. Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. 12. Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks nonsmoker 13. Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American born woman who speaks English very good. 14. 80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? 15. Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. 16. Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing, track and field. Has slight limp. 17. Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK.
July 15, 200620 yr 2.Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. 3. Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows? 6. Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane. 8. Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. 9. Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. 14. 80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? 17. Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. My favorite ones. :lol But I love number 6 the best. "Enjoys Yom Kippur and Tisha B'av"
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