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Guessing Cows...

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>A Texas cowboy was herding his cows in a remote

>pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud

>towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,

>Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the

>cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in

>your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man,

>obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and

>calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

>The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,

>connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the

>Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get

>an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA

>satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

>The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and

>exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

>Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image

>has been processed and the data stored.

>He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel

>spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes,

>receives a response.

>Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,

>miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and

>says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

>"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the

>cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks

>on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

>Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly

 

>what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

>The young man thinks about it for a

>second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

>You're a Congressman for the U.S. government" says the cowboy.

>"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

>"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even

>though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already

 

>knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much

>smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows....

>Now give me back my dog

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