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Ahmadinejad's Dream

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Ahmadinejad's Dream

 

Ahmadinejad (the Iranian president) calls Bush and tells him: "President Bush, I called you because I had a dream."

 

Bush: "What was the dream about, Ahmadinejad?"

 

Ahmadinejad: "I dreamt that USA was rebuilt and on the top of each house there was a flag."

 

Bush: "And what was written on the flag?"

 

Ahmadinejad: "Allah is big, Allah is great!!!"

 

Bush: "You know what Ahmadinejad, it's good that you called because I had a dream too. In my dream Iran was rebuilt and on the top of each building there was a flag too."

 

Ahmadinejad: "what was written on the flags?"

 

Bush: "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew!!!!"

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