and I wrote something on it before it started, just to see if she would read that too.

 

- You should never tell someone they have nice dimples, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.

 

- At the end of my letters i like to write "P.S. ............

 

yep, PS .....this is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated"

 

 

- I think big foot is blurry, that is the problem. That is extra scary to me: a large, out of focus monster roaming the country. Yikes.

 

- It's very rude to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they dont have a hand;they'll think youre cocky. "look at me beatch, i'm gonna go pick stuff up later"

 

- I'm against picketing, but I just don't know how to show it.

 

- If Carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be F'ed up.

 

R.I.P. Mitch. You went too soon. :-(

haha

I loved Mitch's comedy, shame he had to go

A few of my favorites:

 

"Alcoholism, is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, your an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have Lupis. One of those two doesn't sound right."

 

"I was walking by a drycleaner at 3a.m. and there was a sign that said Sorry, we're closed. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3a.m. and your a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 and say, hey I was here at 3a.m and you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology."

 

"I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "F**k it. Cut 'em up."