February 21, 200718 yr It's a bit early in the evening... not to mention it's Wednesday. I hope you don't work tomorrow.
February 22, 200718 yr Not even I get drunk at 6pm on a Wednesday and that's saying a lot... But enjoy...what was the drink of choice?
February 22, 200718 yr I broke all records this weekend while camping  I started drinking at the crack of sunlight and never stopped unless for naps (which I would wake up hungover from)
February 22, 200718 yr 6PM on a Wednesday night? I'm just getting out of class at that time and you're already wasted. I don't know if I should pity or admire that.
February 22, 200718 yr Its never too early to get drunk! :thumbup  That's what I always say. :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy  A little Jager Bardcore??
February 22, 200718 yr Author Well, a friend was over, and I was just enjoying some Strawberry-Watermelon Juice with Vodka. And then I kept enjoying it. Over and over again.
February 22, 200718 yr Author I went to bed around 6:30 last night because I drank so much and slept for nearly 12 hours, save for waking up sometime after 2am to take a leak.
February 24, 200718 yr Well, a friend was over, and I was just enjoying some Strawberry-Watermelon Juice with Vodka. And then I kept enjoying it. Over and over again. Real men dont drink vodka. Ever. For any reason. Only gay men and chicks drink vodka. And Russians, which I am. But I am an American bred of Americans who were bred of Russian immigrents. Even if your friend was a female, you should of been ingesting beer, whiskey, tequila, rum, or jager. Even margaritas are acceptable, as long as its not pink and there is no umbrella within 5 feet of the glass. Sex on the Beach, outside of the literal sense, is also off limits.
February 24, 200718 yr Author Vodka - $7 Jack Daniels - $25 Rum - $23Â I save my good stuff for when I want to have a good time time with a bunch of friends. When I am drinking just for the sake of having a drink or two (even though it didn't turn out that way this particular time), I go with the cheap stuff that I really couldn't give a damn about wasting or beer, and considering I was out of beer...
February 24, 200718 yr The fact remains real men dont drink vodka under any circumstances. Why do you think that the USSR, my kin, lost the cold war? It wasnt infastructure or political dissidence, or any of that crap. They were a bunch of vodka drinking pussies is why they lost.
February 24, 200718 yr The fact remains real men dont drink vodka under any circumstances. Why do you think that the USSR, my kin, lost the cold war? It wasnt infastructure or political dissidence, or any of that crap. They were a bunch of vodka drinking pussies is why they lost. Why dont you go over to moscow and start saying this. We'll see how long you last
February 25, 200718 yr I've been drinking since 12pm oh boy...kicked a keg between like 9 people oh boy...things are about to pick up
February 25, 200718 yr The fact remains real men dont drink vodka under any circumstances. Why do you think that the USSR, my kin, lost the cold war? It wasnt infastructure or political dissidence, or any of that crap. They were a bunch of vodka drinking pussies is why they lost. Why dont you go over to moscow and start saying this. We'll see how long you last  I am Russian by heritage. The Soviet empire didnt fall because of self implosion, it fell because a bunch of pansy asses were prancing around all feminie-like drinking Vodka.
February 25, 200718 yr The fact remains real men dont drink vodka under any circumstances. Why do you think that the USSR, my kin, lost the cold war? It wasnt infastructure or political dissidence, or any of that crap. They were a bunch of vodka drinking pussies is why they lost. Why dont you go over to moscow and start saying this. We'll see how long you last  I am Russian by heritage. The Soviet empire didnt fall because of self implosion, it fell because a bunch of pansy asses were prancing around all feminie-like drinking Vodka. Thats exactly why...
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