February 18, 200818 yr There may be those among you who support including Spanish in our national language. I for one am dead set against it! We should preserve the sanctity of the English language. To all the shlemiels, shlemazels, nebbishes, nudniks, klutzes, putzes, shlubs, shmoes, shmucks, nogoodniks, and momzers that are lurking out there in the crowd, I just wanted to say that I, for one, get sentimental when I think about English and its place in our society. To tell the truth, it makes me so farklempt, I'm fit to plotz. This whole schmeer gets me broyges. When I hear these mavens and luftmenschen kvetching about our national language. What chutzpah! These shmegeges can tout their shlock about the cultural and linguistic diversity of our country and of English itself, but I, for one, am not buying their shtick. It's all so much dreck, as far as I'm concerned. I exhort you all to be menshen about this and stand up to their fardrayte arguments and meshugganah, farshtunkene assertions. It wouldn't be kosher to do anything else. Remember, when all is said and done, we have English and they've got bubkes! The whole mytseh is a pain in the tuchas!
February 18, 200818 yr I don't know a single jew, so I didn't even understand a good part of that. It also makes me laugh about how U.S. English, Inc., a group dedicated to keeping English the main language of the US, is headed by a Chilean immigrant with a think accent.
February 18, 200818 yr I don't know a single jew, so I didn't even understand a good part of that. It also makes me laugh about how U.S. English, Inc., a group dedicated to keeping English the main language of the US, is headed by a Chilean immigrant with a think accent. Conversely, I have so many jewish friends, I hadn't even realized the joke till after I re-read it and verified it was in the locker room and not the bullpen :|
February 18, 200818 yr I don't know a single jew, so I didn't even understand a good part of that. It also makes me laugh about how U.S. English, Inc., a group dedicated to keeping English the main language of the US, is headed by a Chilean immigrant with a think accent. You live in South Florida and don't know a single jew? That is not possible. On the other hand, I've known literally about a hundred Jews and I enjoyed this.
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