A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandfather one weekend, because his grandpa feels it's about time they spent some quality time together.

 

While sitting out on the boat, the boy notices the grandpa pulling out a big beautiful Cuban cigar from his coat pocket. He proceeds to bite off the tip, light it up, and start puffing away. The boy watches in amazement; then, without knowing any better, he blurts out, "Hey Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

 

The grandpa smiles and says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole?"

 

The little boy frowns and says, "well, no grandpa, it can't."

 

The grandpa sits back and says, "boy, you're not a man yet, so you can't smoke one of these!"

 

The two continue to fish for a while without speaking. Later on, the grandpa reaches into the cooler and pulls out a freezing-cold can of Budweiser, cracks it open, and begins to chug it. The little boy watches in amazement; then, without knowing any better, he blurts out, "Hey Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

 

The grandpa smiles and says, "well, can your dick touch your asshole ?"

 

The little boy frowns and says, "I already told you, grandpa, it can't."

 

The grandpa sits back and says, "boy, you're not a man yet, so you can't drink beer!"

 

The boy almost begins to argue, but then he holds his tongue and proceeds to continue fishing.

 

A little while later, with not a single bite on their lines, the two give up and head into shore. While filling up the truck at a gas station, the grandpa decides to buy a couple lottery tickets, considering the jackpot has reached $50 million. He give one to his grandson and keeps one for himself. Of course, the grandpa wins nothing. But the little boy wins all $50 million! After seeing that his grandson had won, the grandpa smiled and said, "well now, you're going to share some of those winnings with your old grandpa, aren't ya?"

 

The little boy looked up and said, "well, can your dick touch your asshole ?"

 

The grandpa stood up proudly, fists on his hips, and stated, "why, yes it can!"

 

The little boy said, "well... then you can go f*** yourself."

hahaha lol!