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Stuff that Annoys Me!

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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

 

People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

 

 

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

 

 

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

 

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

 

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

 

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a**hole, you frigging pulled me over.

 

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

 

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

 

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a**hole!

 

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

Old but still funny

Stuff that annoys me:

 

People who don't use their turn signal when passing or turning...what the hell do they think the signals are on the vehicle for...decorations?

 

Rude customers at my work...either acting like they're too good for everyone else...or just being a** hats in general to me and our crew

 

Baseball players who say "I'm not going anywhere...I love this team" and then file for free agency or demand a trade

 

The fact that baseball does not do anything about steroid use in general, whereas athletes in other sports get penalized, fined, or suspended indefinitely for it

 

Hearing the SAME song over and over every hour on the radio

 

Bud Selig...'nuff said!

 

The DH rule

 

Bobby Cox, Greg Maddux, and that obnoxious rocking back and forth that Leo Mazzone does on EVERY Braves game

 

My downstairs neighbor...always out on his back porch smoking and hacking up a few lungs...at EVERY hour of the night

 

Barry Bonds' HUGE ego

People who don't use their turn signal when passing or turning...what the hell do they think the signals are on the vehicle for...decorations?

I got over that one when I came down to Miami for school. It's like turn signals are broken on 80% of the cars here or something, lol

Rude customers at my work...either acting like they're too good for everyone else...or just being a** hats in general to me and our crew

did you call them "a$$ hats"? what is that, anyways?

LOL The same thing can be said here in Arizona, believe me!

No

 

You have no idea

 

Miami is capital of horrendous driving. I went to Seattle over the summer, and wasn't sure what to do because everyone was obeying the traffic laws.

 

There are good drivers, there are bad drivers, and there are Miami drivers.

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LOL The same thing can be said here in Arizona, believe me!

No

 

You have no idea

 

Miami is capital of horrendous driving. I went to Seattle over the summer, and wasn't sure what to do because everyone was obeying the traffic laws.

 

There are good drivers, there are bad drivers, and there are Miami drivers. obviously you've never been to california

LOL The same thing can be said here in Arizona, believe me!

No

 

You have no idea

 

Miami is capital of horrendous driving. I went to Seattle over the summer, and wasn't sure what to do because everyone was obeying the traffic laws.

 

There are good drivers, there are bad drivers, and there are Miami drivers. obviously you've never been to california Dude, if you have never been to Miami you do not know bad driving lol

southern cal MIGHT be close to miami because of its large immigrant population, but the immigrant population there isn't nearly as big as the one in miami.

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consider all the asians out here. Not to sound racist but they are the worst drivers

consider all the asians out here. Not to sound racist but they are the worst drivers

haha, dude, you've never been to miami... theres like 10 diff ethnic groups i could be bashing right now

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everyone's like "no MY city has tha worst bad drivers" lol but yeah gotta admit...South Florida has some BAD drivers: cell phones 24/7, speeding, not obeying signs...I mean I don't even drive but I've been in enough car rides to observe this lol. I don't know what city's worst because I haven't really been everywhere else but it'll be tough to beat here

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everyone's like "no MY city has tha worst bad drivers" lol but yeah gotta admit...South Florida has some BAD drivers: cell phones 24/7, speeding, not obeying signs...I mean I don't even drive but I've been in enough car rides to observe this lol. I don't know what city's worst because I haven't really been everywhere else but it'll be tough to beat here

cell phones here in SF are the worst, obviously. This is the annoying cell phone capital. DAMN YUPPIES! lol

everyone's like "no MY city has tha worst bad drivers" lol but yeah gotta admit...South Florida has some BAD drivers: cell phones 24/7, speeding, not obeying signs...I mean I don't even drive but I've been in enough car rides to observe this lol. I don't know what city's worst because I haven't really been everywhere else but it'll be tough to beat here

cell phones here in SF are the worst, obviously. This is the annoying cell phone capital. DAMN YUPPIES! lol :lol I can't even imagine what it's like there when its already pretty bad here

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that's why i don't like Pac Bell Park because there are too many Yuppies talking on their cells.

that's why i don't like Pac Bell Park because there are too many Yuppies talking on their cells.

lol that sucks..still a beautiful ball park though especially with McCovey (I tried to spell it right??) Cove.

LOL The same thing can be said here in Arizona, believe me!

No

 

You have no idea

 

Miami is capital of horrendous driving. I went to Seattle over the summer, and wasn't sure what to do because everyone was obeying the traffic laws.

 

There are good drivers, there are bad drivers, and there are Miami drivers. obviously you've never been to california I've been to California many times (not to mention I was born there)...the drivers there are as bad as the ones here in AZ!

 

I'd rather spend a day doing this... :banghead ...than to deal with the drivers in either place!

 

And, next month, I will get the total thrill *detect the sarcasm here* about driving in Florida when I will be helping my two best friends move from Arizona to Florida.

Rude customers at my work...either acting like they're too good for everyone else...or just being a** hats in general to me and our crew

did you call them "a$$ hats"? what is that, anyways? Have you ever seen the movie "Office Space"?

 

:lol :lol :lol

And, next month, I will get the total thrill *detect the sarcasm here* about driving in Florida when I will be helping my two best friends move from Arizona to Florida.

nice... to where in florida will you have the misfortune of having to drive?

true, and you did spell it right

yay, i spelled it right lol. so how many giants games do you go to usually??

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true, and you did spell it right

yay, i spelled it right lol. so how many giants games do you go to usually?? around 50-60 a year

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