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ebay live help

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I went to the EBay live help thing and started messing with the person there. Here's the transript:

Your chat session has started..

Christy: Hi! This is Christy, welcome to Live Chat, what can I do to help you out?

SpecialEd: YAY! YAY! I like auctions! YAY! YAY!

SpecialEd: hello?

SpecialEd: mister?

Christy: Hi!

Christy: Is there anything that I can assist you with?

SpecialEd: do you sell baseball cards?

Christy: You can find them on the eBay site/

SpecialEd: yay! yay! i love baseball cards!

SpecialEd: do you sell hats?

Christy: You can find those as well.

SpecialEd: yay! yay! i love hats!

SpecialEd: do you sell chickens?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: do you sell chickens?

SpecialEd: hello?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: do you sell chickens?

Christy: Is there anything eBay related that I can assist you with?

SpecialEd: can i find chickens on ebay?

Christy: We don't allow the sell of real chickens on eBay.

SpecialEd: yay! yay! I hate chickens!

Christy: Is there anything else I can do to assist you?

SpecialEd: hey mister

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: you there?

Christy: I am sorry.. if you don't have an eBay related question.. I will need to end this chat.

SpecialEd: hey mister, do you sell baseball cards on ebay?

SpecialEd: can i find baseball cards on ebay?

Christy: I am sorry.. I will be ending this chat now.

SpecialEd: do you sell chickens?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: do you sell chickens?

SpecialEd: hello?

SpecialEd: mister?

SpecialEd: do you sell chickens?

Christy: Is there anything eBay related that I can assist you with?

SpecialEd: can i find chickens on ebay?

Christy: We don't allow the sell of real chickens on eBay.

SpecialEd: yay! yay! I hate chickens!

:lol

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Your chat session has started..

Doug: Welcome to eBay live chat! My name is Doug. How can I assist you today?

specialed: YAY! EBAY!

specialed: I LOVE EBAY! YAY! YAY!

Doug: hooray

specialed: HEY LADY, CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

Doug: Sure

Doug: but my name is doug

specialed: HEY LADY, CAN I FIND HELMETS ON EBAY?

Doug: One moment, please.

Doug: All you need to do is click on the search button

Doug: and type in helmets

specialed: YAY! YAY! I LOVE HELMETS!

specialed: HEY LADY?

Doug: I'm not a lady

specialed: LADY?

Doug: Are there any other questions I can help you with?.

specialed: I WANNA BUY STUFF! YAY! YAY! I WANNA BUY STUFF! YAY

The agent ended your chat session

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