your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

 

your mother's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

 

your mother's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

 

your mother's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

 

your mother's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

 

your mother's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

 

your mother's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

 

your mother's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

 

your mother's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

 

your mother's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

 

your mother's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

 

your mother's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

 

your mother's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

 

your mother's so ugly she made an onion cry.

your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

 

your mother's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

 

your mother's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

 

your mother's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

 

your mother's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

 

your mother's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

 

your mother's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

 

your mother's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

 

your mother's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

 

your mother's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

 

your mother's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

 

your mother's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

 

your mother's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

 

your mother's so ugly she made an onion cry.

man why did you have to talk about your mom like that. Its not nice to say all those things about your mom. dont you know manners.

 

lol

your mother's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

your mother's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

 

lmao :lol

Can i say a few?

 

Your Momma is so stupid she stoled a free sample.

 

Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

 

Your Mom is so ugly she went trick or treating over the phone.

Can i say a few?

 

Your Momma is so stupid she stoled a free sample.

 

Your momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

 

Your Mom is so ugly she went trick or treating over the phone.

:lol

lol^