"I really didn't say everything I said!"

 

Here are some other good ones:

 

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

 

"It's deja vu all over again!"

 

(when asked the time) "You mean now?"

 

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

 

"If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"

 

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

 

"If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleeping."

 

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

 

"It gets late early out there."

 

"90% of the game is half mental."

 

(playing 20 Questions)

"Is he living?"

"Is he living now?"

 

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

 

(when asked if he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices)

"Four. I don't think I can eat eight."

classic... Here is another.

 

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Whether hes joking are not, those are hilarious.